let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
- Thema Davis (via elige)
- the xx (via perfect)
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
I’ll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and a beard I might power walk.
- ― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat (via psych-quotes)