people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
- Lloyd Alexander (via observando)
I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things
why are bad people blessed with good bodies
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.