Nights and Days and the Glorious Ways of US

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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cokeflow:

crystal meth is a pretty name

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buttermilkqueen:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

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solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

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"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

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frricker:

frricker:

in 2014 can we just act like the doge thing never existed please

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im deleting my blog

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crazysience:

Me before social events

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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"…I would begin to have thoughts, and feelings, and they are such sad things."

- Marcel Proust, from Swann’s Way  (via versteur)

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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